Clam chowder: The moment I fell in love with D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die

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Keep an eye on David Young (the guy who doesn’t look like Philip Seymour Hoffman). He’s the time-traveling protagonist of D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die, an Xbox One adventure game from Deadly Premonition director Swery, and oh my god that pile of oyster crackers is too much.

This is the scene where the game clicked for me. D4 is free to download this month with an Xbox Live Gold membership, so it’s the ideal time to start playing. Come meet these and other unusual characters. I mean, just listen to this fantastic theme song. That’s going on repeat.

Shout out to Orlion for finding this gif. You know you want that D.