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In a stunning reversal of fortune that will surely seal many a hunter’s fate, the newest screens from Capcom’s Monster Hunter TRI confirm that certain fearsome dinosaurs can dance.

“What’s the problem with dancing dinosaurs,” you ask? The problem is that the dances are healing dances. The great reptiles you aim to kill can do a little jig that makes them less dead, thereby giving them more chances to eat your face. Who’s going to be wearing whom for armor now?!

We’re doomed.

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