Call of Duty: Black Ops has a lady in it

I’m talking about the one in the middle.

See what I did there? I implied that because Lance Bass and Joe Fatone are well groomed and much better looking that I am, that you might mistake them for women. That’s what they call “hilarious.”

Enough of this side-splitting comedy; the news here is that Emmanuelle Chiriqui (pictured above) is going to do some voice acting for Call of Duty Black Ops. She’s set to play an agent who “will be known by a set of numbers instead of a name.” This numbered person will reportedly act “mysterious, elegant, sexy (and) with a hint of playful.”

I’m interested to see how they can fit someone like that into a game that looks like a cross between The Deer Hunter and James Bond. I’m also interested to hear what her number will be. Numbers provide so much potential for rollicking comedy. I have a few gems I could lay on you, but I think I’ll hold off. Instead, why don’t you impart onto me your numerical comedy stylings in our comments section below.

“Call of Duty: Black Ops” adds Canadian Chiriqui to cast [Geektown.ca]

I’m talking about the one in the middle.

See what I did there? I implied that because Lance Bass and Joe Fatone are well groomed and much better looking that I am, that you might mistake them for women. That’s what they call “hilarious.”

Enough of this side-splitting comedy; the news here is that Emmanuelle Chiriqui (pictured above) is going to do some voice acting for Call of Duty Black Ops. She’s set to play an agent who “will be known by a set of numbers instead of a name.” This numbered person will reportedly act “mysterious, elegant, sexy (and) with a hint of playful.”

I’m interested to see how they can fit someone like that into a game that looks like a cross between The Deer Hunter and James Bond. I’m also interested to hear what her number will be. Numbers provide so much potential for rollicking comedy. I have a few gems I could lay on you, but I think I’ll hold off. Instead, why don’t you impart onto me your numerical comedy stylings in our comments section below.

“Call of Duty: Black Ops” adds Canadian Chiriqui to cast [Geektown.ca]

Jonathan Holmes
"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Just like in a Gameboy game... a nice tight little world... and all its inhabitants... made out of little building blocks... Why can't these little pixels be the building blocks for love..? For loss... for understanding"- James Kochalka, Reinventing Everything part 1 "I wonder if James Kolchalka has played Mother 3 yet?" Jonathan Holmes