Buy a Lancer and get Gears of War 2

Amazon is offering up a pretty nice exclusive for people who really like Gears of War. For $139.99 you can be the proud owner of a Lancer replica, complete with gore-ridden blade. As a special bonus, when you buy the Lancer you can also get Gears of War 2 free. For those that would like the special edition bundle, it’s only ten dollars more.

The Lancer replica has a few funny features. The trigger will activate a chainsaw engine sound as well as a vibration. The gun also has a removable clip. No word if the gun automatically curses for you when you reload. Also, the gun uses three “C” batteries that are not included in the packaging. I hate it when they make me go to the store and see the sun.

The Lancer replica ships on November 7, so there’s still plenty of time to toss the idea to your loved one and convince him or her that this is a good choice. I assume that I will be having an ongoing conversation over the next few months in my vain attempt to prove that a buzzing gun is worth over one hundred bucks. How many of you think you’ll get this?

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