If I were stuck on a desert island, I’d simply curl up and wait to die. Dehydration, starvation, extreme sunburn — unlike Destiny’s Child, I am not a survivor. I probably wouldn’t even get the TV hooked up to watch my three desert island movies!
You, like Gloria Gaynor (or Cake), will survive. You will simply build yourself a gyrocopter and fly high above the sharks. It’s so easy, I’m not sure why everyone isn’t building themselves gyrocopters at all times.
Stuck-on-an-island survival game Stranded Deep is free on the Epic Games Store today. Go recreate the first season of Lost and the second season of Lost but no subsequent seasons of Lost.
We’ll be back tomorrow to tell you that Solitairica is free. Please try to act surprised.
Stranded Deep [Epic Games Store]