Are you bored of sleeping? If so, then have I got the bedroom decoration for you. Merchandiser Numskull Games has revealed images of its “Bubble Head Nurse” statue, the first in a new line of terrifying figurines styled after the nightmarish creatures of Konami’s horror classic Silent Hill 2.
Officially licensed by Konami and crafted by the Numskull Designs team, the sinister/sexy healthcare assistant stands around nine inches in height and is dynamically posed in all of her corridor-stalking glory. The Nurse is accompanied by a ramshackle surgical trolley and is ready to dish out some blunt force trauma with her trusty, rusty pipe. The statue has been polished with hand-painted features in order to ensure that the little details stand out. When they say there is beauty in chaos… it’s her.
If you fancy inviting the Bubble Head Nurse home to your mantlepiece, then you’ll be pleased to hear that pre-orders for the Silent Hill 2 statue are now live over at the Numskull website and its partnered retailers. Nursey retails for $99.99 USD / $89.99 GBP, (not including shipping), and is expected to release around early fall 2022. Imagine her sitting beside another Numskull horror game statue: the Licker from Resident Evil.
Nurse, the screams.