Is it your time of the month? You on the rag? On the blob? More importantly, have you ever wanted to bleed out of your minge and onto Pikachu’s face? If you answer in the affirmative to these questions, then we have a very special treat for you and your vomiting vadge. Yes, it’s a Pokémon menstruation pad and it could be your for eight bucks!
Who knew that squirting out your uterine lining could be so much fun? The best thing about this is that it’s completely washable, meaning that you can splatter it with your mangled endometrium time and time and time again. It is truly the classiest thing you could stuff up your baby cavity.
If Pokémon isn’t your thing, don’t worry! These vaginal vampires are handmade and customized to be any way you want them to be. Perhaps you’d like Kratos or Solid Snake down there? Or maybe you’d like the cast of Dexter? Whatever you want.
This story is only loosely connected to videogames in a vague sense, but it doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter.