Bondage bitch Belmont coming to Japan with Castlevania Judgment pre-orders

I don’t want to question Simon Belmont’s choice of attire — he’s the expert, not me — but I personally can’t see what good can come of walking around a monster-infested castle while dressed up like a one-man Ann Summers party.

Nevertheless, Simon “Queen Bitch” Belmont will be available in figure form if you pre-order upcoming Wii figher Castlevania Judgment in Japan. So far it doesn’t look like this saucy little vixen is leaving the homeland, so if you want a piece of him, it’ll likely cost you.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go study these pictures in more detail. The light’s a bit better in the bathroom, so I shall take my leave.