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My wife caught me masturbating...Freaking Nintendo Switch

 
 
 
 
 

Since people are getting disappointed by the Switch due to new information. Whoever has a pre-order on Amazon should totally drop their pre-order. BOYCOTT TO SEND A MESSAGE! But also to let me know first. Just cause. No reason.

 
 
 

I'm getting two very different impressions of the Switch right now. There's one half of the Interenet telling me "Hey wait 2-3 months and grab it w/ Splatoon, its pretty great" and another half telling me it's DoA and the worst idea ever conceived by man.

 
 
 

What's your guilty pleasure movie? Mine are the Fast and Furious movies. They're so dumb but I love them so much!

 
 
 
 
 

The Nintendo switch had me excited at first, but then became more and more mildly disappointing as time went on. Mmm. Getting closer.

 
 
 

The Nintendo Switch thinks the "Great Days" OP from Diamond is Unbreakable is just "alright".

 
 
 
 
 

The Nintendo Switch worked with the Russians to rig the election and put chemicals in the water to turn the friggin frogs gay.

 
 
 

A breaking update to torchmans story about the Beedle/Terry translation kerfuffle.


 
 
 

The Nintendo Switch was responsible for rebooting Batman and shooting Bruces parents again.

 
 
 

Tomorrow is my day off before I train in the ED, and I just discovered "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margret" has a third season on netflix, and right after I finished Sunny season 11 *Edit season three sucked

 
 
 
 
 

Nintendos poor decisions made me disappointed in them again! There! That's better!

 
 
 

Nintendo Switch gestured at me in a lewd fashion then touched the nether region of its screen.

 
 
 

Nintendo's new online put ketchup on my burger instead of mustard.

 
 
 

Nintendos poor decisions made me disappointed in them again! Wait I think I fucked that up.

 
 
 
 
 

Raise your hand if you've been waiting for this scene since you saw Episode IV.


 
 
 

Just finished episode 4 of The Walking Dead Season 1 and I am loving the game.There have been a couple of glitches that got on my nerves but nothing game breaking. The story can be pretty thrilling at times while at times also really fucked up. It's great

 
 
 

TIL that Beedle from Zelda is actually called Terry in the Japanese versions along with most translations.

 
 
 

Capcom likes to put 1 weird character into "Versus" games, just like Smash does. What if they put Zack in from Zack and wiki into Marvel Infinite


 
 
 

I finally beat DooM, the fun game of kill and destroy fucking everything, I also learned that science is carried on the back of demon worship, killing the other scientists that work with and being totally bat shit insane. All Hail Science or Die!!!!

 
 
 

Fuck, the recap of Sunday blogs will be parachuting in tomorrow as I have work to finish tonight. I'm sorry for my heresy.

 
 
 

Quickposts

Torchman

The Nintendo Switch was responsible for rebooting Batman and shooting Bruces parents

 
Silver Luso

Tomorrow is my day off before I train in the ED, and I just discovered The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margret has a third season on netflix, and right after I finished Sunny season 11 *Edit season three sucked

 
Electric Reaper

The Nintendo Switchs crappy paid online service nearly started a nuclear

 
CblogRecaps

Nintendos poor decisions made me disappointed in them again! There! Thats better!

 
Pixie The Fairy

Nintendo Switch gestured at me in a lewd fashion then touched the nether region of its

 
Gundy

Nintendos new online put ketchup on my burger instead of

 
Gamemaniac3434

Nintendos poor decisions made me disappointed in them again! Wait I think I fucked that

 
King Kaiser

Nintendos new paid online killed my parents and razed my

 
MikeWallace

Raise your hand if youve been waiting for this scene since you saw Episode

 
homeoftheblues

Just finished episode 4 of The Walking Dead Season 1 and I am loving the have been a couple of glitches that got on my nerves but nothing game The story can be pretty thrilling at times while at times also really fucked Its great

 
Torchman

TIL that Beedle from Zelda is actually called Terry in the Japanese versions along with most

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Capcom likes to put 1 weird character into Versus games, just like Smash What if they put Zack in from Zack and wiki into Marvel Infinite

 
DanteKinkade

I finally beat DooM, the fun game of kill and destroy fucking everything, I also learned that science is carried on the back of demon worship, killing the other scientists that work with and being totally bat shit All Hail Science or Die!!!!

 
Riobux

Fuck, the recap of Sunday blogs will be parachuting in tomorrow as I have work to finish Im sorry for my

 
ZombZ

Okay I did Finished the main story of I wanted to use a picture of Luna, but Prompto didnt care to take a single picture of So I got frustrated and used a pic of Noct smacking Ignis in the Didnt quite fit the

 
mullon

If I had been making Majoras Mask I would have made the little girl and her dad in Ikana Canyon Terminas Link and Ganondorf That would set off the lore internet Dont know where Id put the Termina

 
FakePlasticTree

Gotta get back to this game The soundtrack is another aspect it does really, really

 
Morty

Again its time for the Launch Always

 
Electric Reaper

Magical Girls Monday

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Holy suddenly I feel bad for the translator they Still could have involved inexperience, but good god!

 
Dere

In order to solve disputes, my wife and I will henceforth play Rock em Sock em Robots

 
Perro

After a year, finally going to actually play Xenoblade, with HD textures on Dolphin! Man it looks Seriously looked like garbage playing on my Wii, even with component cables, but I ripped the iso from CD and my body is Reggie, do ya fils-aime?

 
Jinx 01

So do any of you not know what Zelda is? Because apparently its no longer mainstream ;p

 
Torchman

Feels so good to be playing Gundam Breaker 3 again after dealing with FFXVs ok combat for

 
OrochiLeona

Sudden gaming memory: Dungeon Keeper IIs narrator, if you played well in the night, would repeatedly order you to go to bed, before condescending about your lack of a social life, getting more narky at you and even yawning as dawn

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Paris, Keichi, Fuzunga, and anyone else going through hard times, dont think Im not thinking of

 
The Dyslexic Laywer

I wish my foreign lecturers had real life

 
BigDoniel

First and second days off I had a throbbing headache and sore 3rd and 4th I had a horrible throat Now Im back at work and throats on All Nintendos fault (probably)

 
GetNekKid

She gave me my first funny #magicalgirlmonday

 
CoilWhine

So Ive gotten back to playing more 3DS and holy hell Spider Man Edge of Time is pretty I dunno how it manages to run on 3DS so smoothly with it being a Wii port but it it has dual screen cutscenes a la Ironfall which is

 
hlarge4

One more #MiiverseMonday Another

 
Hypno Coffin

Today I beat Delirium in Afterbirth+ with Cain, Judas, Blue Baby, Eve, Samson, Lazarus, Eden, The Lost, Lilith, and Prior to this I had Apollyon, Isaac, and Only Azazel

 
Morpho

I know people hate being spoiled, but honestly, I kinda love I went from Ill probably watch someone play it to I wonder how much money I can get if I trade in these games? Resident Evil VII: biohazard may be different, but looks pretty neat!

 
Greenhornet214

Weird Al is the Mark Twain of music

 
ZombZ

Which FFXV chapter is the supposed shit chapter again?

 
MikeWallace

Sometimes I just want a linear Sometimes I dont want to have to jump through weird hoops, and try to magically predict the developers attempts to be clever with plot branches to get the happy ending I Anyways, #MagicalGirlMonday

 
On Air Fish

Its a 3-day work week for me, then a week Woo! While Im away, I may try to rewrite the CBlog I was working Ill describe it in the comments to see if anyone is interested before I take the time to redo to garner more

 
iam16bit

Did a quick drawing of Shantae #MagicalGirlMonday

 
OrochiLeona

Ive found that Grizzlor costume you were looking for:

 
Dere

What a rough day at I need a Im making myself and appletini darn it, because they taste delicious and Im a man damn it!

 
absolutfreak

Alright, Im finally done wrestling with the blog Seems like the word technician was causing it

 
Traest

The Hive mind has spoken! Valkyria Chronicles has been bought!

 
Rad Party God

Im curious to In what alternate dimension has a console been worth buying for the launch lineup alone?

 
MeeGhoulz

Playing the original even Geralt would hit would he?

 
Load of Bollocks

I get more skeptical about the Switch every The more I learn, the more I am reminded how out of touch Nintendo Im gonna get Zelda on my Wii U and call it a day if nothing

 
Dwavenhobble

Ive decided to make a change, Im cutting out playing Clash Royale until Supercell fixes the broken hot mess its In the mean time Nintendo DS + Animal Crossing Wild World will occupy my Clash Royale

 
MeeGhoulz

This simply cant wait for comments of the

 
The Dyslexic Laywer

You would think that Nintendo would look at the PS4 and realize how far good marketing will get

 
MeanderBot

Hi, my name is Meanderbot, and welcome to my seminar Rear Ended: Drawing Butts For Fun And Upvotes

 
taterchimp

Softlocked Deus Ex by trying to get out of a menu by pressing