What are you buying, stranger?
The only thing more American than eating so much that you can’t get up from the couch is waiting in line to buy a bunch of dumb stuff you don’t need. Hey, don’t look at me like that. I’m no judge! I just want to persuade as many possible shoppers to stay at home so I can nab one of those $15 Forza Horizon‘s for myself.
I trawled the deepest, darkest crevices of the internet to bring 40 awesome deals to light. Though I did not do the maths, I’m pretty sure you will save 5,000% on these deals and feel .05% better about your life as a consumer whore.
Walmart [Thur. 8pm]
$15 – Forza Horizon
$25 – Madden NFL 13
$25 – Battlefield 3 Premium
$25 – Borderlands 2
$25 – Dishonored
$25 – FIFA Soccer 13
$25 – NBA 2k13
$25 – Need for Speed: Most Wanted
$25 – Skyrim
$25 – XCOM: Enemy Unknown
$38.96 – Assassin’s Creed III
$199.99 – PS3 250GB Holiday Bundle (Uncharted Collection & Infamous Collection)
$149.99 – Xbox 360 4GB Skylanders Starter Pack Bundle
$199.99 Xbox 360 250GB Holiday Bundle (Skyrim & Forza Motorsport 4)
$29.99 – Need for Speed: Most Wanted
$34.99 – Assassins Creed III [Thur.]
$149.99 – 3DS Holiday Bundle (Flame Red 3DS + Super Mario Land 3D [Friday 12:01AM]
$199.99 – PS3 250GB Holiday Bundle (Uncharted 1,2 & Infamous 1,2)
GameStop
$29.99 – Diablo III [Fri. & Sat.]
$199.99 – White Assassin’s Creed III Liberation System Bundle
$199.99 – PS3 250GB Holiday Bundle [Fri.]
$249.99 Xbox 360 250GB Holiday Bundle + Black Ops 2 [Fri.]
Amazon
$5.99 – Syndicate (PC) [Fri. 5:10 am – 9:10 am PST]
$15 – Ratchet & Clank Collection [Thur. 9:10 pm – 11:45 pm PST]
$25 – Dishonored [Thurs. 1:10 pm – 5:10 pm PST]
$25 – FIFA Soccer 13 (including Wii U!) [Thur. 1:10 pm – 5:10 pm PST]
$25 – Madden NFL 13 [Thur. 9:10 am – 1:10 pm PST]
$25 – NBA 2k13 [Thur. 1:10 pm – 5:10 pm PST]
$25 – Skyrim [Thur. 5:10 am – 9:10 am PST]
$199.99 – PS3 250GB Holiday Bundle [Thur. 5:10 pm – 9:10 pm PST]
GameFly [PC only – Fri. to Mon.]
$16.99 – Darksiders II
$29.99 – Dishonored
$29.99 – Skyrim
$29.99 Mass Effect Trilogy
$24.99 – Need For Speed Most Wanted
Target [Thur. 9pm]
$10 – Microsoft Points 1600 Points Card
$149.99 – 3DS Holiday Bundle (Flame Red 3DS + Super Mario Land 3D
$199.99 – Vita WiFi + free Lego Batman 2
Sears [Thursday 8PM to Friday 1PM]
$99 – Wii Black Bundle (Wii Sports/Sports Resort)
Old Navy (lol)
Free New Super Mario Bros Wii U with $40 purchase, limited supply
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For full listings of entire stores, you can’t do better than Cheap Ass Gamer’s awesome guide. Just know that you won’t find better deals than the ones above.
What deals are you guys excited about? Share them with us in the comments below along with your Black Friday stories.
