Bind yourself in Isaac shirts

Show your naked crying boy pride

These Binding of Isaac shirts from theyetee.com combine the terror of Isaac with nostalgic love for Zelda, creating something that is making me reconsider my “no game t-shit” policy. The three new shirts include a re-imagining of some Zelda art, a parody of the classic “it’s dangerous to go alone” scene, and a much less inspired generic spooky skull, if you just want to look like you’re really into death metal or something.

I’m still playing Rebirth months after giving it an extremely positive review, getting down to the hardest challenges and most obscure items. It’s left me a husk of a man. Maybe some cool t-shirts will help me fill the void in my heart while I wait for Afterbirth to come out and give me some new items and bosses to enjoy and obsess over.