Billy’s Boot Camp: Wii de Enjoy Diet! will work your ass

Billy Blanks is getting a fitness game in Japan. Believe it or not, this makes sense. Just like my old friend and fellow gigantic African American man Bob Sapp, Billy Blanks is hugely popular in Japan. For a country with a reputation for hating foreigners (especially brown ones), the country sure is accepting to Billy and Bob. Everyone I met there was really nice to me as well, despite my bad Japanese and beige complexion.

So far, the game is only listed for the Wii, but I wouldn’t be surprised if we see some PS Move and Kinect ports at some point. It doesn’t have a US release date either, but there’s a good chance that we’ll get the game here. If they include some Billy Blanks movie clips as Easter eggs, I’ll be sure to pick it up.

“I’ve been there… for TEN YEARS BYAAAAA!” just doesn’t get old.

Billy Blanks Gets His Own Wii Exercise Game– [1up, via GoNintendo]

Jonathan Holmes
"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Just like in a Gameboy game... a nice tight little world... and all its inhabitants... made out of little building blocks... Why can't these little pixels be the building blocks for love..? For loss... for understanding"- James Kochalka, Reinventing Everything part 1 "I wonder if James Kolchalka has played Mother 3 yet?" Jonathan Holmes