Beyonce wants to be in a videogame

Beyonce Knowles likes Wii Fit. Beyonce Knowles wants to be in a videogame because she likes Wii Fit. This is basically what the videogame industry is boiling down to.

“I’d like to get involved in video games, since I really love Wii Fit,” says the child of destiny. “I think it would be a great idea to incorporate choreography, because, for me, my workout is way more fun when it involves dancing, as opposed to running on a boring treadmill.

“So I would love to do some kind of fitness game but incorporate dance and performance into it. I think a lot of women would enjoy that.”

This is the most pointless, dumb, stupid, waste-of-time story I’ve written in ages, and I’m not even going to apologize. If you’ve just sat here and read this crap, then it’s your own fault. Go complain to the pigeons for all I care.

James Stephanie Sterling