Not even gravity can stop him
This guy. This guy right here.
It was late at night and I was already on edge in one of Bloodborne‘s unnerving Chalice Dungeons. I had hoped to quickly find the lever so I could proceed to the boss, get my ass kicked a few times, scrape by with an eventual win, and delve deeper to the next horrific floor. No funny business.
Before long, I found what I needed, but it was guarded by this big guy with a mace. His impossible swiftness caught me off guard, as did his proud nakedness. It’s filthy down there!
Instead of fighting him, I pulled the lever and booked it to a safe spot. You must know when you’re outmatched lest you incur the wrath of another loading screen. I returned this morning to find the fatty again for a quick video and sacrificed myself so you might catch a glimpse of his pale rolls.
