I’m not being facetious at all. 10-year-old me would’ve loved to play something like this. Battle of Giants: Dinosaurs Strike looks like Primal Rage for today’s youth, minus the oh-so-’90s blood effects.
Better yet, the game has got an impossibly good trailer. The narrator really sells you on the dinosaur versus dinosaur versus environment conflict — trust me, just give it a watch. Or five.
Oh, and notice how you can get custom skin patterns for the combatants. There’s even a skeleton design! I can hardly contain myself here, folks. Ubisoft is going for a November release with this one, which sounds about right. What kid wouldn’t want to spend the holidays doing dinosaur leg sweeps?