Best of Crush 40 (bad Sonic music) is coming!

Crush 40, known by the more familiar name of Those Wankers That Ruined Sonic The Hedgehog Soundtracks For Everybody, is coming out with a “best of” compilation CD, full of their signature brand of sentimental bright-eyed faux-rock pop.

The Best of Crush 40: Super Sonic Songs is scheduled for a November 18 release. I know you’ve all just wet yourselves with excitement at this news, so I’ll leave it at that. Oh, and let me just add that I really hope that song about having seven rings in hand is on it. That was a classic to rival anything Elton John’s ever done.

Jim Sterling