Ah, Lara. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve put on your outfit and hung around in bars (I’m a lumberjack). But on the days when I’m feeling like hanging out in booty shorts, a shirt that simply refuses to cover my entire mid-section and two guns holstered to my legs I could never reflect this via my public persona on Xbox Live. Those days of hiding my Lara Croft crossdressing are now over as Avatar items and a premium Lara Croft theme are being released on July 29.
The items and theme are obviously based around the upcoming Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light and the release features all the clothing I mentioned above along with a plethora of over outfits and items. The price on these suckers ranges from 40 Microsoft Points to 240 Microsoft Points, and the theme will cost you 240 Microsoft Points.
I’ll be accepting any Photoshops of me dressed as Lara Croft/a lumberjack until 6 p.m. today at which time I shall officially declare the joke over.
Published: Jul 24, 2010 11:00 am