Atlus announces Hammerin’ Hero for the PSP, get the lube ready

I know, I know — you can’t stop laughing at the title. I’m not going to even try to lie, it sounds like a porn flick, possibly even starring Ophelia Balls and Julian Jackhammer. But once you get past the giggles over the name, you may realize that your PSP is about to be dusted off a bit sooner than you thought.

Yet another offering from Atlus’ seemingly endless stream of delightfully eccentric titles, Hammerin’ Hero is a side-scrolling beat-em-up that sends your hero after the forces of “corporate evil.” Whoever is coming up with this sh*t over there at Atlus Castle, I love you guys. Seriously.

Hammerin’ Hero comes out on March 3rd and will retail for $29.99. In addition to the twelve levels available for single player, you can also do wireless multiplayer and get hammerin’ with your friends. Or hammer your friends. I hope they’re hot, for your sake.