Horse battles, though
Ordinarily, Brett would be the one to tell you about this nearly hour-long Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate video, but he’s out of town for a wedding. He doesn’t typically keep up with the site day to day. That means we could say things about him and he wouldn’t even know until he inevitably writes another AssCreed post and looks back on prior coverage. (I know him too well.)
That was my plan. Then the video actually started and: 1) that see-through hair is awesome, and 2) the character’s voices cut out almost immediately. Oh Assassin’s Creed, you scamp.