Assassin’s Creed is only at E3 2016 in movie form

Assassin’s Creed movie trailer

Ubisoft dragged producer Frank Marshall (Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Jurassic World) out on stage for its E3 dog and pony show. He thinks “the Assassin’s Creed universe has all the elements” of a great movie. Okay.

“We have a real story and it has an arc that goes all the way to the end,” Marshall said, either inadvertently shitting on the Assassin’s Creed games (which lack a real story) or just, uh, describing every story ever made? Yeah, there’s a real story. There’s even an ending!

I’m at least glad there won’t be another Assassin’s Creed game this year. We need the break.