Artistic photos I took in Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune

The photographer simulator game

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune may be a bad game, but that didn’t stop me from taking a few artsy photos via Owner mode.

I call this one “Fruity Fantasy” as it features some big ol’ nanners, some apples, and a pair of…well, I’m not quite sure what those egg-shaped things are. Pears? Melons? Either way, they are art now.

“Liquorice” is the name of this piece as it reminds me of Twizzlers Pull ‘n’ Peel, a delicious treat for those who like to touch their food with their dirty hands.

“All tea, no ayy” is one of my favorite pieces. It calmly reminds us to have a sit, sip some tea, and take time out for ourselves. Sometimes it is easy to get caught up in the tit for tat and forget to take care of yourself. 

I call this “Another One” and I’d rather not explain the meaning behind it, as that would ruin the mystique. Just know that you smart, you real smart. Don’t play yourself.

My final piece is called “How Do I Ankles!?” I’ve spent the last few days having nightmares about the weirdly-designed ankles in DoAX3 and sometimes it just helps to face your fears head on.

Jed Whitaker