And the mysterious new Zen Pinball table is …

The week’s biggest mystery, by far, was what this teaser image had to do with the PlayStation Network title Zen Pinball. Ninjas and pinball, together? Not in my lifetime, buddy.

Or so I thought. As it turns out, Zen Pinball is in fact getting a Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 table complete with a happy recreation of Sky City Tokyo like Mr. Chester imagined it would. I jokingly suggested that ZEN Studios should change the pinballs into cute little breasts to better realize the tone of NGS2.

Since the new table hasn’t been given a specific date yet — just a tentative “October” release — the team could probably whip something together.