Said Ripley to the Android Bishop
[Update: There are a handful of new deals on videogame downloads, as well as some decent savings on other stuff — including some portable hard drives that make great external storage for gaming consoles. All updated discounts are toward the top of the list; everything from yesterday’s post is underneath it. As is customary, updated Amazon posts get bonus Grohl. #BonusGrohl]
Well, it’s tough to argue with this — free Android games on Amazon, several of which are quality titles. Five Nights at Freddy’s? Sure, I’ll try it out. Terraria? I’ll give it a shot. Tetris? Never heard of it, but maybe it’s okay.
When reached for comment, Dave Grohl said that he approved of free mobile games, but he couldn’t fully endorse the deals on PC titles. “Even though I’m the sexiest of international rock stars, I’m still wary of paying for videogames,” Grohl commented. “Yes, I have more money than I know what to do with, but everyone’s trying to sell me computer games. Steam, Amazon, everyone. It’s tiring.” Grohl concluded by yelling “THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST…” until Destructoid was irked enough to hang up the phone.
New PC download deals:
- Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel — $29.99
- NBA 2K15 — $40.00
- Saints Row IV — $5.00
- Crysis 3 — $4.00
- Dead Space 3 — $4.00
- Dragon Age: Inquisition — $49.99
- Mass Effect Trilogy — $13.49
- Valkyria Chronicles — $14.99
- Football Manager 2015 — $33.49
Other:
- South Park: The Stick of Truth (PC, PC download, Xbox 360, PS3) — $19.69 – $28.99
- Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist (PC, PC download, Wii U, Xbox 360) — $7.50 – $14.98
- Destiny (PS4) — $39.99
- Watch Dogs (PS4, Xbox One) — $19.99
- Persona 4 Arena Ultimax (PS3) — $24.99
- Toshiba 1TB portable external hard drive — $59.99
- Toshiba 2TB portable external hard drive — $89.99
- Seagate 4TB desktop external hard drive — $125.99
- Onkyo 7.2-channel network audio/video receiver — $299.00
- LG 42-inch 1080p 60Hz LED Smart TV — $498.91
- Samsung 50-inch 4K Ultra HD 60Hz Smart LED TV — $997.99
- Five Nights at Freddy’s
- Plex
- Terraria
- Sonic the Hedgehog 2
- Farming Simulator 14
- Angry Birds Space
- Construction Simulator 2014
- Worms 3
- Tetris
- Age of Zombies: Season 2
- To-Fu Fury
- Quell Reflect
- RPG Soul Historica
- Cogs
- Anomoly Warzone Earth HD
- Paper Train Reloaded
PC download deals:
- Alien: Isolation — $24.99
- Company of Heroes – Franchise Edition — $24.99
- Sega 48-Game Mega Arcade Pack — $4.96
- Sega Genesis Classic Game Pack — $5.99
- Sonic Hits Collection — $9.99
- The Typing of the Dead: Overkill — $4.99
- Total War – Grand Master Collection — $41.25
- Gauntlet — $9.99
- Injustice: Gods Among Us – Ultimate Edition — $7.49
- Metro Franchise Pack — $12.50
- Metro Redux — $24.99
- Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor — $29.99
- Railroad X — $10.00
- Risen Franchise Pack — $10.00
- Scribblenauts Unmasked — $4.99
