All the biggest jerks in the Mushroom Kingdom are here in this collectible pin set

Bowser, Wario, and Waluigi

Here’s a monkey’s paw masquerading as a collectible set of pins. For $10, you can have PowerA’s Super Mario‘s Villains pins. It comes with Bowser, Wario, and Waluigi.

I am certain that these pins will find a way to maim their owners. They could strike at any time. They could prick you in the finger, poke out an eye, or stab through your foot. These pins are bloodthirsty because they are talismans of some of the biggest assholes known to man.

For a far more pleasant pin-collecting experience, check out the Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi set

PowerA PowerA Collector Pin Set – Super Mario Villains [Amazon]

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