Aliens vs. Predator ‘kill move’ trailer is f*cking brutal

This is as close to violence porn as it gets, folks. The latest trailer for Aliens vs. Predator is nothing but an endless stream of gouging, gutting, spearing and beheading, and I love it. From first-person secondary jaw attacks to stabbing a guy in his astonished face, AvP does not skimp on the brutality. 

If this game does one thing right, it’s give something for psychopaths to wank over. And really, isn’t that the one thing we all want out of life? Check out the video!