Adam Sessler has the best haircut in this cheesy horror flick

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Former X-Play co-host and all-around great video game critic Adam Sessler left the games media business last year to pursue a new career, but no one expected that to be acting in B movies. The above trailer for Lumberjack Man was released last month and flew under our radar here at Destructoid, so we are sharing it now.

In the trailer, it appears that ‘the Sess’ plays either a camp counselor or a really old-looking camper alongside Michael Madsen of Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill fame and Andy San Dimas, a porn star of Google Glass fame. The classy opening of the trailer framed on a huge set of tits sets the tone for what is looking like a campy teenage slasher movie, for better or for worse. 

Apparently Michael Madsen replaced Paul Reubens aka Pee-Wee Herman, who would have made me far more interested in the movie. Now I just can’t stop thinking about Adam Sessler as the genie from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho!


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