Scorewhores unite! If you love achievements or want some trophies for your Home space when it arrives in 2045, then this is the post for you. Each week we get inundated with new posts about achievements and trophies, and we rarely post them all because really, you can only find so many ways to make “here is a list of names with arbitrary scores next to them” interesting.
With Achievementoid, we compile the hottest new achievements and trophies for your whoring delight. This week, we have Portal: Still Alive achievements, along with Rare’s hot looking vehicular platformer, Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. People who were holding out for the PS3 version of BioShock also get their trophy oats this week.
If you’re more musically inclined, you can get your Rock Band 2 trophies on, while swashbucklers can see what’s for the taking when Fable 2 arrives. All this after the jump.
[Lists compiled thanks to Xbox360Achievements and PS3Trophies]
Portal: Still Alive Xbox Live Arcade Achievements:
Go for the Gold — 15G:
Win a gold metal on a challenge map.
Out of the Blue — 25G:
Once you have control of both portals, only enter the orange portal.
Rat’s Tale — 15G:
Find all the Rat Man dens.
Is Anyone There? — 20G:
Complete the game without ever taking a bullet.
Saw That One Coming — 5G:
Cause a rocket sentry to destroy its own rocket when the rocket has been redirected back towards it.
The Camera Adds 10 Pounds — 10G:
Knock a turret over with a security camera.
Like a Rat — 20G:
Trap yourself in a test chamber so that GLaDOS has to help you continue.
A Feeling Like Floating — 5G:
Dissolve a turret.
Tests Like Chicken — 15G:
Find the chicken’s test results.
Cupcake — 10G:
Beat 5 advanced chambers
Fruitcake — 25G:
Beat 10 advanced chambers
Vanilla Crazy Cake — 35G:
Beat all advanced chambers
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Xbox 360 Achievements:
Pointless Collector — 10G:
Take part in the L.O.G. badge collecting challenge at the start of the game in Spiral Mountain
Open Nuts — 10G:
Place the Nutty Acres Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown Town
Next-Next-Gen — 10G:
Place the LOGBOX 720 Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown Town
History Lesson — 15G:
Place the Banjoland Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown Town
Let the Games Begin — 15G:
Place the Jiggosseum Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown Town
Super Banjo Universe — 20G:
Place the Terrarium of Terror Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown Town
My First Bank — 10G:
Bank your first Jiggy in Showdown Town
Little Banker — 20G:
Bank 10 Jiggies in Showdown Town
Big Banker — 30G:
Bank 30 Jiggies in Showdown Town
Shower of Gold — 40G:
Bank 60 Jiggies in Showdown Town
Jiggillionaire! — 50G:
Bank 131 Jiggies in Showdown Town
Pimped Up — 20G:
Complete the Showdown Town Trolley with Parts won from Grunty battles
Witch Hunt — 50G:
Defeat Grunty at the end of the game
My First Trophy — 10G:
Earn a T.T. Trophy from any challenge
Few Trophy Pts — 20G:
Earn 10 T.T. Trophies from any challenges
More Trophy Pts — 30G:
Earn 30 T.T. Trophies from any challenges
A Lot of Trophy Pts — 40G:
Earn 60 T.T. Trophies from any challenges
Be Crateful — 15G:
Find and return two crates to Mumbo’s Motors
Blueprint Buyout — 15G:
Buy a blueprint from Humba in Showdown Town
Roid Rage — 15G:
Train Banjo once in the Showdown Town gym
Start to Free the Showdown Six — 15G:
Free and re-house a Jinjo in Showdown Town
Vigilante — 15G:
Lock up a Minjo in Showdown Town
Bingo! — 20G:
Complete a line on the Bingo card at King Jingaling’s Palace
Stop ‘n’ Swop — 0G:
Return a Stop ‘n’ Swop crate to Mumbo’s Motors
BBQ Beef — 20G:
In Nutty Acres, they like their steak well done
Massive Damage — 20G:
Aim at the 10 legs for massive damage
Test Your Strength — 20G:
Roll up, show the whole of Banjoland how strong you are
Great Balls of Fire — 20G:
Take a heavy ball around the Jiggosseum and get a burning sensation
Ultimate Combo –20G:
More like a three-hit combo in the Terrarium of Terror
Floater in the Pipe — 20G:
Eeurgh! That’s not going to help the Test-O-Track plumbing
Burn the Witch! — 20G:
Showdown Town witch hunt
Head for Heights — 20G:
Find the best view in Showdown Town
Fuzz Off! — 20G:
POP goes the Weasel!
Paint Your Wagon — 10G:
Paint any part of your vehicle in Mumbo’s Motors
Speedy of the Colossus — 25G:
Build a vehicle with 200 blocks or more and go over a set speed
Minimalist — 25G:
Build a vehicle with five blocks or less and go over a set speed
Whoa Nelly! — 25G:
Travel in a vehicle over a set speed
Loose Change — 20G:
Collect ALL the Showdown Town Loose Change
Arcade Pwner — 20G:
Finish all levels of Klungo’s Arcade game
Sunday League — 20G:
Play in and complete a multiplayer game League
Premier League! — 40G:
Play in and complete a marathon multiplayer game League (Every Race, Every Sport or Every Race and Sport)
What’s That Smell? — 10G:
Play an Xbox LIVE multiplayer game against a Banjo team member, or somebody who has already done so
Bit of Blue — 10G:
Share a blueprint with another player or Friend over Xbox LIVE, or save 20 blueprints
Paparazzi — 10G:
Take a photo and upload it to Xbox LIVE, or take five photos
Caught on Camera — 10G:
Send a video replay to a Friend over Xbox LIVE, or save five replays
High Fives All Round — 10G:
Be on the winning team in a ranked team game
All My Own Work –20G:
Win a ranked solo game with a custom vehicle
Too Easy! –10G:
Win a ranked solo race by reversing over the finish line
Too Easy Too! — 20G:
Win a ranked solo race by running or swimming over the finish line
Are You Trophy Thomas? — 40G:
Win 20 Xbox LIVE ranked multiplayer games in any mode
Fable 2 Xbox 360 Achievements:
The Pooch Pamperer — 5G:
Play fetch with your dog, or see another Hero’s dog play.
The Archaeologist — 5G:
Dig up something the dog has discovered, or see another Hero do so.
The Dog Trainer — 5G:
Teach your dog a trick, or see another Hero’s dog learn one.
The Persuader — 5G:
Convince a villager to give you a present, or see another Hero do so.
The Show-off — 5G:
Impress a villager with a perfect expression, or see another Hero do so.
The Romantic — 10G:
Take a villager on a perfect date, or tag along to one. Location and expressions are all-important.
The Spouse — 10G:
Marry a villager, or attend the wedding of another Hero.
The Parent — 10G:
Have a child, or be there for the birth of another Hero’s child.
The Hunter — 5G:
Kill a sweet, innocent, fluffy bunny rabbit (remember, safety’s off!)
The Gargoyle — 25G:
Find the gargoyles’ legendary treasure.
The Chicken Kicker — 5G:
Kick a chicken a good distance, or see one getting kicked.
The Cliff Diver — 5G:
Cliff dive 500 feet, or see another Hero do so.
The Workhorse — 10G:
A Hero must achieve a high-enough chain while performing a job.
The Hero of Many Names — 5G:
Change your Hero’s title, or see another Hero change theirs.
The Teaser — 5G:
Make bandits respond to expressions with fear, anger, mirth, and confusion… during combat!
The Property Magnate — 10G:
A property must be sold for twice the price it was bought for.
The Rogue — 5G:
Steal something undetected from a building while there are people nearby, or see another Hero do so.
The Illustrated Hero — 5G:
Tattoo every part of your Hero’s body, or see another Hero do so.
The Executioner — 10G:
Sacrifice ten people in the Temple of Shadows, or see another Hero do so.
The Gambler — 10G:
A Hero must win 500 gold at a pub game in one sitting, having tried each game type at least once.
The Bigamist — 10G:
Get married a second time, whilst already married, or attend the second wedding of another Hero.
The Swinger — 5G:
Take part in a debauched bedroom party with several participants.
The Pied Piper — 10G:
Start a party where at least five villagers are dancing, or see another Hero do so.
The Party Animal — 10G:
Get five villagers drunk in under three minutes, or see another Hero do so.
The Menace To Society — 5G:
Commit an act of public indecency, or see another Hero commit one.
The Black Knight — 10G:
Shoot the weapons from a hollow man’s hands, blow off his head and then kill him for good!
The Duellist — 10G:
String together a full-speed chain attack, or see another Hero do so.
The Sharpshooter — 10G:
Hit three enemies with one shot, or see another Hero do so.
The Archmage — 10G:
A Hero must kill five human enemies with one spell.
The Ruler of Albion — 100G:
Amass a 2.5 million gold real estate empire, or be there when another Hero does.
The Hoarder 25G:
Collect every silver key, or see another Hero do so.
The Goth — 5G:
A Hero must dye their hair black, and wear a black outfit and black makeup.
The Completionist — 50G:
Get all expressions, pet tricks and abilities, or see another Hero do so.
The Paragon — 15G:
Reach 100% good or evil, or see another Hero do so.
The Extremist — 15G:
Reach 100% purity or corruption, or see another Hero do so.
The Celebrity — 50G:
Reach 50,000 renown, or see another Hero do so.
The Artisan — 10G:
Succeed at one job to Level 5, or see another Hero do so.
The Dollcatcher — 10G:
Collect all the Hero dolls, or see another Hero collect them.
The Muse — 5G:
Inspire the Bard to compose songs celebrating your great deeds.
The Companions — 10G:
Perform a perfect co-op expression.
The Double Threat — 10G:
Get a co-op combat bonus.
The Philanthropist — 10G:
Send a gift to an Xbox LIVE friend, or watch another Hero send one.
The Whippersnapper — 25G:
A child Hero must collect five gold pieces.
The New Hero — 50G:
The terror of Bower Lake must be defeated.
The Hero of Strength — 100G:
Complete The Hero of Strength.
The Hero of Will — 100G:
Complete The Hero of Will.
The Hero of Skill — 100G:
Complete The Hero of Skill.
The Sacrifice — 25G:
A Hero must choose ‘The Needs of the Many’.
The Family — 25G:
A Hero must choose ‘The Needs of The Few’.
The Egomaniac — 25G:
A Hero must choose ‘The Needs of the One’.
BioShock PlayStation 3 Trophies:
Maxed One Track — Bronze Trophy:
The player has purchased every slot in one of the Plasmid or Tonic tracks
Maxed All Tracks — Bronze Trophy:
Purchased every slot in all four Plasmid and Tonic tracks
Bought One Slot — Bronze Trophy:
The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track
Upgraded a Weapon — Bronze Trophy:
The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade
One Fully Upgraded Weapon — Bronze Trophy:
The player has fully upgraded one weapon
Two Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:
The player has fully upgraded two weapons
Three Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:
The player has fully upgraded three weapons
Four Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:
Fully upgrade four weapons
Five Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:
Fully upgrade five weapons
Weapon Specialist — Bronze Trophy:
Acquire all upgrades for all weapons
Fully Researced Thug Splicer — Bronze Trophy:
The player has fully researched the Thuggish Splicer
Fully Researched Gun Splicer — Bronze Trophy:
The player has fully researched the Leadhead Splicer
Fully Researched Spider Splicer — Bronze Trophy:
The player has fully researched the Spider Splicer
Fully Researched Houdini Splicer — Bronze Trophy:
Fully research the Houdini Splicer
Fully Researched Nitro Slicer — Bronze Trophy:
Fully research the Nitro Splicer
Fully Researched Rosie — Bronze Trophy:
Fully research the Rosie
Fully Researched Bouncer — Bronze Trophy:
Fully research the Bouncer
Fully Researched Little Sister — Bronze Trophy:
Fully research the Little Sister
Prolific Photographer — Bronze Trophy:
Take at least one photo in every research group
Research PhD — Bronze Trophy:
Max out all possible research
Quality Research Photo — Bronze Trophy:
The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade
Researched a Splicer — Bronze Trophy:
The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer
One Successful Hack — Bronze Trophy:
The player has performed at least one successful hack
Hacked a Security Bot — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully hacked a security bot
Hacked a Security Camera — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully hacked a security camera
Hacked a Turret — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully hacked a turret
Hacked a Vending Machine — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully hacked a vending machine
Hacked a Safe — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully hacked a safe
Skilled Hacker — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully completed 50 hacks
Basic Inventor — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully invented at least one item
Avid Inventor — Bronze Trophy:
Successfully invent at least 100 items
Ammo Inventor — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully invented all possible ammo types
Tonic Collector — Bronze Trophy:
Collect or Invent 58 Tonics in the Physical, Engineering and Combat tracks
Seriously Good at This — Bronze Trophy:
The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting
Dealt with every Little Sister — Bronze Trophy:
The player has either Harvested or Rescued every possible Little Sister
Lucky Winner — Bronze Trophy:
Hit the jackpot at a slot machine
Toaster in the Tub — Bronze Trophy:
The player has shocked an enemy in the water
Historian — Silver Trophy:
Find every audio diary
Brass Balls — Gold Trophy:
Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber
A Man Chooses — Gold Trophy:
Complete the game on Survivor difficulty
I Chose the Impossible — Gold Trophy:
Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber
PLATINUM TROPHY — Platinum Trophy
Collected all other Bioshock trophies
Completed Welcome — Bronze Trophy:
The player has successfully completed the Welcome To Rapture Level
Defeated Dr. Steinman — Bronze Trophy:
The player has defeated the crazed Dr. Steinman
Defeated Peach Wilkins — Bronze Trophy:
The player has defeated Peach Wilkins
Restored the Forest — Bronze Trophy:
The player has restored the forests of Arcadia
Completed Cohen’s Masterpiece — Bronze Trophy:
The player has completed Sander Cohen’s great masterpiece
Defeated Andrew Ryan — Bronze Trophy:
The player has defeated Andrew Ryan
Broke Fontain’s Mind Control — Bronze Trophy:
The player has broken Fontaine’s mind control
Became a Big Daddy — Bronze Trophy:
The player has become a Big Daddy
Defeated Atlas — Bronze Trophy:
The player has defeated Atlas
Irony — Bronze Trophy:
The player has taken a picture of Sander Cohen’s corpse
Found Cohen’s Room — Bronze Trophy:
The player has entered Sander Cohen’s personal quarters
Little Sister Savior — Silver Trophy:
The player has completed the game without harvesting any Little Sisters
Rock Band 2 PlayStation 3 Trophies:
Flawless Fretwork — Bronze Trophy:
Scored 100% notes hit as a guitarist on Expert
Flawless Drumming — Bronze Trophy:
Scored 100% notes hit as a drummer on Expert
Flawless Singing — Bronze Trophy:
Scored a 100% rating as a vocalist on Expert
Flawless Groove — Bronze Trophy:
Scored 100% notes hit as a bassist, up-strums only, on Expert
Flawless Guitar Solo — Bronze Trophy:
100% on a guitar solo on Expert, using only the solo buttons
The Bachman-Turner Award — Bronze Trophy:
Maintained deployed Overdrive for 90 seconds.
Million Point Club — Bronze Trophy:
Earned more than 1,000,000 points in a single song
Victory! — Bronze Trophy:
Defeated a player in either Score Duel or Tug of War
Comeback Kid — Bronze Trophy:
Defeated the last player that defeated you in either Score Duel or Tug of War
Band Savior — Bronze Trophy:
Was a savior 3 times during a single song
Hello Cleveland! — Bronze Trophy:
Deployed Vocal Overdrive 4 times in a single song
Overdrive Overdose — Bronze Trophy:
Achieved an 8x Band Multiplier
Clothes to the Edge — Bronze Trophy:
Bought over $100,000 worth of items from the Rock Shop
Needs more Umlauts! — Bronze Trophy:
Made a band logo
The San Dimas 4th Annual Award — Bronze Trophy:
Competed in a Battle of the Bands event
You’re Hired! — Bronze Trophy:
Hired a staff member
You Killed the Radio Star — Bronze Trophy:
Made a music video in World Tour
Got Wheels — Bronze Trophy:
Won a Van in World Tour
Open Road — Bronze Trophy:
Won a Bus in World Tour
Jet Setter — Bronze Trophy:
Won a Jet in World Tour
Worldwide Sensation — Bronze Trophy:
Gained the ability to play around the world
West Coast Performer — Bronze Trophy:
Played a set on the West Coast of North America
God Save the Band — Bronze Trophy:
Played a set in the United Kingdom
Heartland Performer — Bronze Trophy:
Played a set in Middle America
Western Europe Performer — Bronze Trophy:
Played a set in Western Europe
East Coast Performer — Bronze Trophy:
Played a set on the East Coast of North America
Eastern European Performer — Bronze Trophy:
Played a set in Eastern Europe
World Tourer — Bronze Trophy:
Played in every venue in the world
Along for the Ride — Bronze Trophy:
Beat an instrument-specific challenge while playing another instrument
Challenge Novice — Bronze Trophy:
Completed either 25 Challenges on Medium, 10 Challenges on Hard, or 5 Challenges on Expert
Challenge Master — Bronze Trophy:
Completed either 25 Challenges on Hard, or 10 Challenges on Expert
The Final Countdown — Bronze Trophy:
Unlock an Impossible Challenge
Groove Assassin — Bronze Trophy:
Beat the Impossible Bass Challenge
Beat It! — Bronze Trophy:
Completed all beats at 60BPM or higher, or half of the beats at 140BPM or higher
The Beat Goes On — Bronze Trophy:
Completed all beats at 100BPM or higher, or half of the beats at 180BPM or higher
Fill Me In — Bronze Trophy:
Completed all fills at 60BPM or higher, or half of the fills at 140BPM or higher
Fill Legend — Bronze Trophy:
Completed all fills at 100BPM or higher, or half of the fills at 180BPM or higher
Solid Gold, Baby! — Silver Trophy:
Gold Starred a song
One Million Fans — Silver Trophy:
Reached 1,000,000 fans in World Tour
Challenge Savant — Silver Trophy:
Completed 25 Challenges on Expert
Stage Igniters — Silver Trophy:
Beat the Impossible Band Challenge
Lord of the Strings — Silver Trophy:
Beat the Impossible Guitar Challenge
AN-I-MAL!!! — Silver Trophy:
Beat the Impossible Drum Challenge
Virtuoso — Silver Trophy:
Beat the Impossible Vocal Challenge
Buy a Real Instrument Already! — Silver Trophy
Beat any Impossible Challenge on Expert
Vinyl Artist — Bronze Trophy:
Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on Medium
Rock Immortal Inductee — Silver Trophy:
Joined the Rolling Stone Rock Immortals list
Gold Artist — Silver Trophy:
Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on Hard
The Bladder of Steel Award — Gold Trophy:
Completed the Endless Setlist 2 without pausing or failing
Platinum Artist — Gold Trophy:
Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on Expert
Complete Discography — Platinum Trophy:
Wow! You’ve gotten all the trophies in Rock Band 2