Abobo’s Big Adventure will donkey punch you on January 11

Sh*t just got real, son.

The undisputed Game of the Forever will make its grand entrance on January 11, 2012. Cue music.

Are you ready to shatter a generation’s worth of 8-bit spines with sick moves and stylish flair? You damn well better be, because Abobo don’t play around.

As if that weren’t enough, we are going to sit down and have a nice chat with the game’s big daddy, Roger Barr of I-Mockery, on January 15. There will be punch, pie, and a week-long kumite competition. Bolo’s bringing the karaoke machine. It’s gonna be a blast.

Tony Ponce