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A video game journo East Coast vs. West Coast war begins now!

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Published: Nov 9, 2006 04:13 pm

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That’s right, I’m throwin’ the mutha f*ckin’ hammer down! I’m tired of looking at that dapper Kevin Pereira and Geoff Keighley walk around like they own the place. And 1UP guys, I’m talking to you too! Put down that donut Luke Smith and listen up. Wanna know how we think of you guys over here on the East Sayyiiiddee? Watch the vid, that’s you. Yeah, that’s you with your faux hawk and 80s wrist bands. You, with your Coffee Bean (yeah, I know what you got over there) and Skybar. You, with your super-cool bravado that you think is impenetrable. We on the East Coast know how to keep it real. We have to deal with things like snow and rain and horrible accents, while you get to lounge poolside at the Roosevelt and sip mojitos all day long with models and sunshine — not that I’m jealous or anything, I’m just saying. So, what do you have to say to that, West Side fools?!?! We rock, you don’t. We is real, you ain’t.*throws up East Coast white boy gang signs*B.I.G. > 2 Pacbiggie-smalls-bob-marley-videoklip.jpg

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