A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose

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And by “real girlfriend” I mean Real Kanojo, an upcoming title  from Illusion Soft, better known to most English-speakers as “The RapeLay guys.”

It seems they’ve held off from causing immediate controversy and settled for trying – and failing – to claw their way out of the Uncanny Valley, this time with this freakish CGI woman.

I must say though that at least from the specs, Real Kanojo is an impressive technical achievement. The game supports full 3D graphics (the funky-glasses kind), Windows 7, multicore processing, widescreen monitors, and full-on motion-sensing technology. And I don’t mean that Love Death 4 weak sauce, either. Webcams track the player’s face and movements. The girl’s animations are fully motion-captured as well.

And as above, you can poke her in the nose. Also squeeze her cheeks, and – this being a game from Illusion Soft – all sorts of NSFW deeds. Move over, Project Natal, this is PC gaming at its…err…best?

Is this the ultimate evolution of Illusion’s other woman-simulators, such as Sexy Beach and Artificial Girl? Or is it just the slutty version of Love Plus? I’m not sure. I mean, she looks kinda-sorta similar to a real 3-D disgusting pig.That hurts her cosplay options! Check below for a gallery, and a decidedly inappropriate (and obviously work-unsafe) gameplay video courtesy of Kotaku.


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Contributor - When not posting about Japanese games or Star Trek, Josh served as Managing Editor for Japanator. Now he mostly writes for Destructoid's buddies at Siliconera, but pops back in on occasion.