A la cartridge: Throwing back a Kutaro Smoothie

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We were feeling pretty bad about ourselves after last week’s Grand Theft Auto V episode of A la Cartridge wherein we made a pastrami-topped triple chili cheese dog burrito. Yes, it was as absurd as it sounds.

Accordingly, we decided to make something healthy for Puppeteer, the delightful platformer from Sony Japan. Smoothies are a cheap, quick and easy venture and manage to pack a whole lot of good taste into a small package. This one is extra good for you, too, just like how different and creative games like Puppeteer are healthy for the gaming industry amidst AAA action games and brown military shooters.

These make for a great quick breakfast or lunch. You can even parcel out your fruit ahead of time, freeze it, and always be ready to Kuta-go.

Kutaro smoothie

Ingredients:

  • Greek yogurt
  • Strawberiies
  • 2 bananas
  • Kale
  • Sprig of mint
  • Peach
  • Ice

Instructions:

Throw it all in a blender. THIS IS SO EASY, GUYS!

Steven Hansen