That's right, I'm throwin' the mutha f*ckin' hammer down! I'm tired of looking at that dapper Kevin Pereira and Geoff Keighley walk around like they own the place. And 1UP guys, I'm talking to you too! Put down that donut Luke Smith and l...

I don't really understand why every retro XBLA title that comes out has to have some bug or crazy crash or some other malfunction that really shouldn't exist after you plunk down your Microsoft points to buy it. Contra is the latest casua...

My favorite game in the whole wide world, Elebits for the Wii, has been smacked down with the delay stick. Despite previously promised as a launch day title by Konami, it seems that the quality of this stellar title didn't quite live up t...

Yahoo brings us the news that Microsoft has finally declared it's often-delayed, often-criticized new OS, Windows Vista, gold. It should be winking at you seductively from store shelves in early 2007. While many people complain about ins...

As I'm sure you're all aware by now, former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein was sentenced today to the gallows for his crimes against all that is holy to us decent folk. So, in honor of this happy occasion, we at Destructoid would love to pos...

[Editor's note: After examining the "list" further, it is apparent the maker of the list has no clue what he or she is talking about. Clearly, I have none either. Still, it's worth it just for the Ducktales picture. --RS] In order to con...

Game bugs and glitches be damned! EA is still gonna turn a profit off the ignorant gamer who sees an EA logo and has a "must buy" light blaze inside their empty skull. According to Gamasutra, EA's profits have hit record highs: Electron...

EA is riding this microtransaction gravy train as long as they can and in a continued effort to milk the lazy gamer -- and also give the rich advantages over the poor -- EA is now offering up payable content for Need For Speed Carbon. Thi...

Gamers want a PSP price drop, Sony gives us more PSPs. Sigh... Check out the three new PSPs you'll be seeing in the next 2 months, all for $178. The pink one will be released first on November 22, followed by the silver PSP on December 14...

The “Seventh generation of Console Wars,” as some people like to call it, is finally upon us. The Xbox 360 is currently booming, and even if Microsoft isn’t exactly raking in the profits from console sales, they’re getting there. ...

Nothing seems to draw out the masses (and their wallets) like a good ol' fashioned console murder. At destroymyvirtualboy.com, a member of our own internet community, by the name of Jack, is promising to physically assault his Virtual B...

Apparently Electronic Arts doesn't care any more about the consumer. In the tradition of the Madden and NBA Live messes that occurred, EA continues its quality assurance by implementing the most ridiculous lobby system only EA could come ...

Not that it will stop the game from sucking ass, but it has been announced that the next craptard in the Postal series will plop itself onto the Xbox 360, as well as the PC, using the Source engine. Considering how awful the first two wer...

Tonight, I've come under a Wii bit of heat for my recent Metro column on the state of Nintendo in the console space. When faced with an opinion that is counter to their ideas of a Utopian world where Mario is King and Zelda is an angel am...

Kotaku's loveable and squeezable Florian "Flow-bee" Eckhardt has come out of his rat hole and admitted that he is indeed one of those annoying Rogue gankers that plague the experience of many World of Warcraft players. Here's how he and h...

Kotaku's loveable and squeezable Florian "Flow-bee" Eckhardt has come out of his rat hole and admitted that he is indeed one of those annoying Rogue gankers that plague the experience of many World of Warcraft players. Here's how he and h...

Kotaku's loveable and squeezable Florian "Flow-bee" Eckhardt has come out of his rat hole and admitted that he is indeed one of those annoying Rogue gankers that plague the experience of many World of Warcraft players. Here's how he and h...

Well, we all know how much G4TV sucks now, well guys.... it's about to get worse. G4 will now be under the control of the E! Networks as Comcast has decided to merge their West Coast entertainment networks in order to cut costs. Presiden...

Well, we all know how much G4TV sucks now, well guys.... it's about to get worse. G4 will now be under the control of the E! Networks as Comcast has decided to merge their West Coast entertainment networks in order to cut costs. Presiden...

Well, we all know how much G4TV sucks now, well guys.... it's about to get worse. G4 will now be under the control of the E! Networks as Comcast has decided to merge their West Coast entertainment networks in order to cut costs. Presiden...

One of my favorite series of all time is the Resident Evil saga. I've watched the movies, read the books, and played all the games. Of course, whenever you start talking about Resident Evil, the topic of the horrible voice acting from the...

The little game messenger that could is finally getting what seems to be its big break. Xfire has announced that they are going to be partnering with Sony to bring ad-supported friend tracking and communication services to the PlayStation...

The little game messenger that could is finally getting what seems to be its big break. Xfire has announced that they are going to be partnering with Sony to bring ad-supported friend tracking and communication services to the PlayStation...

I guess Sony finally figured out that ignoring reports of PlayStation 3s overheating isn't the way to go. It seems as though they are quickly becoming the flip-flopping company that everyone loves to hate. Generation: Gamerz has confirmed...

Personally, I can't stand this series. I think it's stupid. It sounds stupid, it looks stupid, and people look like idiots when they do it. So, since I'm just too cool for school, I'd like to give away a copy of Dance Dance Revolution Sup...