Category: News video Uwe Boll KOs Lowtax Robert Summa | Published: Sep 25, 2006 10:53 am 0 Recommended Videos In his latest fight against non-athletic critics, maligned director Uwe Boll gave an embarrassing beatdown to Something Awful’s Richard ‘Lowtax’ Kyanka. But, not only wasn’t the playing field level by choosing people who had never broken a sweat in any athletic event, but apparently Boll didn’t give the nerds the training required to at least last a round. Check out Lowtax’s reaction after the jump.[Via Kotaku][Editor’s note: I’d be more than happy to take on Boll in an MMA-style bout. Care to take on someone with skill this time Boll? Huh, do ya punk?]Is Boll playing fair? Lowtax says no: Okay I am done drinking, and I’d like to post some more info before I forget it:1) There was an actual real critic who sparred with Uwe Boll a few nights ago, who was a real amateur boxer. Uwe refused to fight the guy in the ring; obviously he only wanted people with no boxing experience.Anyway, when Uwe was sparring with the dude, the critic / amateur had to quit sparring because Uwe “was taking it too seriously” and really trying to beat the shit out of the guy. So he just said fuck it and left.2) Apparently when we were in another room, Uwe declared he was going to beat the crap out of all of us and try to “win by knockout.” You know, like kinda the OPPOSITE of “this is all a PR stunt we will have fun my movies don’t suck” that he was saying before.3) Like I mentioned before, Uwe said we would get training, boxing equipment, and lessons beforehand. None of us received any of this, which didn’t quite worry us at the time since he kept saying it was just a PR stunt and he wasn’t really going to box for real for serious blah blah blah. NEVER trust a German. Three of the guys didn’t even have cups to protect their balls; the only reason I had a cup was because my wife bought me one.4) The dude after me was throwing up and had an EMT by his side for about an hour. He eventually had to have an oxygen mask on. The dude after him was all bloodied up and looked like crap. They too made the mistake of believing Uwe Boll when he said it was just a PR thing, since neither really trained.Regardless, I don’t regret anything and think it was a real learning experience. For example, I learned Uwe Boll is a lying dickhead who makes shitbag films, and he deserves all the shit he gets from folks on the Internet. I’ll write an update about all this when I get back, but I’m trying to put the most major things here so I do not forget them.OH and the high point of the day was when I met DAVID FUCKING CROSS and hugged him and gave him a “Doom House” DVD. That was fucking awesome and made the whole Uwe Boll fiasco worth it. Post Tag: Does it suck? Geek Essentials Hollywood Love to hate it Destructoid is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more Join The Conversation related content Read Article Google Play hasn’t posted since its Sonic-related breakdown Category: News News Google Play hasn’t posted since its Sonic-related breakdown Jamie Moorcroft-Sharp Jamie Moorcroft-Sharp Apr 30, 2024 Read Article Get Stardew Valley and Manor Lords for cheap in Steam’s Farming Fest event Category: News News Get Stardew Valley and Manor Lords for cheap in Steam’s Farming Fest event Andrew Heaton Andrew Heaton Apr 30, 2024 Read Article Helldivers 2 players hate the new ricochet, but the problem isn’t what it first seems Category: News News Helldivers 2 players hate the new ricochet, but the problem isn’t what it first seems Filip Galekovic Filip Galekovic Apr 30, 2024 Related Content Read Article Google Play hasn’t posted since its Sonic-related breakdown Category: News News Google Play hasn’t posted since its Sonic-related breakdown Jamie Moorcroft-Sharp Jamie Moorcroft-Sharp Apr 30, 2024 Read Article Get Stardew Valley and Manor Lords for cheap in Steam’s Farming Fest event Category: News News Get Stardew Valley and Manor Lords for cheap in Steam’s Farming Fest event Andrew Heaton Andrew Heaton Apr 30, 2024 Read Article Helldivers 2 players hate the new ricochet, but the problem isn’t what it first seems Category: News News Helldivers 2 players hate the new ricochet, but the problem isn’t what it first seems Filip Galekovic Filip Galekovic Apr 30, 2024 Author Robert Summa
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