BioShock 2 paper foldables are sort of messed up

I was going to mention how this BioShock 2 papercraft would look fabulous on your desk, but it really wouldn’t — assuming you wanted the whole set, anyway. The two Splicers wouldn’t look good on anyone‘s desk. Not to mention the curious position the male Splicer seems to be in.

But the Little Sister, Big Sister, and Subject Delta are all looking pretty cool. The Cult of Rapture has got the necessary files for the entire set, if you think you’re up to the task of constructing one of these fine paper figures.

Years of failure in the realm of papercraft have left me unwilling to even try nowadays. If you manage to create one, feel free to post a picture in the comments so the rest of us can feel ashamed by our lack of initiative.