Military advisor Hank Keirsey is a man I’m liking more and more every day. Not only did he come out in defense of Medal of Honor, the man who is currently working with Treyarch on Call of Duty” Black Ops has come out to jokingly criticize “12-year-old bastards” on Xbox Live, with hilarious results.
“When I played the original Call of Duty, after being a soldier, I screwed up a couple things,” admits the military man. “I know to check corners and when someone jumps out I was kicking myself. It was sufficient and realistic enough that it gave me the damn willies. I was waking up in the middle of the night thinking I could do much better.
“Then you’re pissed off in multiplayer when some 12-year-old is kicking your ass. You think: ‘I do this for a living you little bastard.’ I’m going to crawl down your basement hatch and I’ll find you, you little …”
Unfortunately for the homophobic dullards of Xbox Live, Keirsey doesn’t stop there: “I know where you live you little bastard. Use all the expletives you want; when I show up you’re going to have a big bar of soap in your mouth and boot up your ass. You little bastard.”
Hank Keirsey, ladies and gentlemen. A true American hero.
Xbox Live’s ‘little b*stards’ get rude awakening [CVG]
