Continuing its slow and relaxed unveiling of the Team Fortress 2 War update, Valve is finally giving away the really juicy stuff. Two of the Demoman’s unlocks have shown themselves — a haunted sword and a shield designed with charging in mind — much to our delight.
Since it is indeed haunted, the Eyelander has a sort of vampire effect going for it. It lowers your maximum health from the get-go, while each successful decapitation pleases the spirit, resulting in a boost in max health and speed.
Simply equipping the Chargin’ Targe nets you tempting defensive bonuses, and the shield can also be used to launch yourself forward for devastating results. Of course, this comes at a price — this item replaces the sticky bomb launcher, sadly.
There’s even a great new comic about the Demoman and his dear old mum. Also: the Demos are still behind the Soldiers in kills; this is unacceptable! Oh, and item creation through crafting has been revealed on top of more saucy Saxton Hale action. You probably already knew about that last part, though.
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