Pre-order Metroid Prime Trilogy via Gamestop, get shirt

If you love Metroid Prime and have a thing for minimalist T-shirt designs, then you might want to consider pre-ordering the Metroid Prime Trilogy from GameStop. Doing so will result in you getting your clammy hands on the above T-shirt, which is simple in design, but is sure to tug a few Nintendo fanboy heartstrings.

This is tempting of course, but if you pre-order Metroid Prime Trilogy through me, you’ll get an exclusive Samus Aran collector’s figurine that I have fashioned out of some hair and wet cat food. You’ll have to think carefully about where you do your shopping.