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Dear MadWorld, I am ready to get down and dirty with you

Recommended Videos Listen, MadWorld. I know I’ve only seen you from afar and we haven’t actually met yet (although there was that time last year at E3 when we were in the same room and I swear you looked RIGHT AT ME), and I know it’s completely inappropriate to just come out and say it […]

Colette Bennett
Colette Bennett
Published: Feb 9, 2009 11:05 am

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Listen, MadWorld. I know I’ve only seen you from afar and we haven’t actually met yet (although there was that time last year at E3 when we were in the same room and I swear you looked RIGHT AT ME), and I know it’s completely inappropriate to just come out and say it like this, but I want you. I want you in a way that makes me feel less like a human and more like some sort of animal in the peak of heat.

The thing is, I realize when we do actually meet, you might not feel the same way about me I do about you. I’ve thought about it a great deal, and I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t care. I’ll take whatever I can get from you, so if your only interest in me is to use me and leave me forgotten afterwards, that’s fine. Just take me, for the love of God. NOW.

Colette Bennett

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