Above this text is the greatest trailer ever. It’s for the Metallica version of Play Plastic Instruments. It looks awesome. Some staff members and I discussed it thoroughly. Here is the conversation:
Brad Nicholson: “Downloading [the trailer]– WHEREVA I MAY ROAM. ROVA, WANDERA, NOMAD, VAGABOND, CALL ME WHAT YOU WIIIIIIIILLLLLL.”
Jonathan Holmes: “I DUB THEE UNFORGIVEN.”
Brad Nicholson: “ITS HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOUUUUU UNTIL IT SLEEPS.”
Jonathan Holmes: “NEVER SHINED THROUGH AND WHAT I’VE SHOOOWWN!”
Nick Chester: “GOOOOOOO!!!!”
Brad Nicholson: “MASTER. MASTER! MASTER OF PUPPETS SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING.”
Brad Nicholson: “DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY… DRAGULAAAAA. DO IT BABAY, DO IT BABAY.”
Samit Sarkar: “Wasn’t that Rob Zombie? I seem to remember that song being in Gran Turismo 2…”
Brad Nicholson: “Whoops.”
Nick Chester: “GOOOOO!!!!”
Jonathan Holmes: “DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LIES DREAMS OF DRAGONS FIRE AND THE THINGS THAT WILL BITE. YEAH”
Jim Sterling: “Oh Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hiiiiide away for so long (so long), where did we go wrooooong? O wate.”
Brad Nicholson: “ST. ANGER ‘ROUND MY NECK. HE NEVAR GETS RESPECT.”
