EA’s PGA Tour gameplay trailer is just as boring as watching real golf

Look at that grass, though!

Golfing is fantastic. Reckless cart driving, endless jokes about “ball washers,” and your friend puking in the rough on the 14th hole because he’s somehow on, like, his 14th beer. Swat a tiny sphere a few hundred feet every now and then, and you’ve got a rock-solid afternoon.

Less exciting is virtual golf. Even less exciting than that is a trailer for virtual golf. But, that’s where we’ve wound up, with some sharp-voiced guy telling us how to play Tiger Woods Non-Descript White Guy PGA Tour. I feel a couch-nap coming on.

Couch-naps are the best naps.