Amazon’s trying to steal Steam’s thunder with a bunch of PC download sales

Don’t make Gabe hurt you

Tread lightly, Amazon. You’re setting up shop in a part of town that’s run by Sticky Fingers Newell and his crew. That’s not just bad for business; that’s bad for your kneecaps.

But, here are all your wares anyway — PC download deals ranging from cheap to “not that great.” You could’ve just stuck to tangible products, Amazon. That way, nobody has a problem. As it is, Gabe might have to send you a housewarming gift of a pair of cement galoshes and a new water bed.

On sale through December 22:

• Assassin’s Creed six-game pack — $94.97
• Assassin’s Creed complete pack (the six-game pack, plus DLC) — $104.97
• Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag Gold Edition — $30.00
• Assassin’s Creed Legacy Bundle — $24.99
• Cloudberry Kingdom — $2.50
• Dishonored — $5.00
• Fallout 3 — $2.50
• Fallout Tactics — $2.50
• Heroes of Might and Magic V — $2.50
• Rocksmith 2014 — $15.00
• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim — $4.99
• The Evil Within — $20.40
• Trials Evolution Gold Edition — $5.00
• Valiant Hearts: The Great War — $7.50
• Wolfenstein: The New Order — $20.40

On sale through December 27:

• Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of Fate HD — $7.50
• Command & Conquer – The Ultimate Collection — $4.99
• Dark Souls 2 — $19.99
• Dead Space 3 — $4.00
• Dragon Age: Inquisition — $49.99
• Enslaved: Odyssey to the West – Premium Edition — $5.00
• Farming Simulator ’15 — $20.08
• Focus indie pack (Contrast, Final Exam, Space Run) — $9.98
• Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance — $7.49
• Pro Evolution Soccer 2015 — $33.99
• Spiders RPG pack (Bound by Flame, Faery: Legends of Avalon, Mars: War Logs, Of Orcs and Men) — $37.97
• Tropico 5 — $14.99