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That raccoon is probably Dio’s pet in the netherworld

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Continuing our adventures through Skyrim; Max lays out the lengthy tale of what he did the day Dio died. Max’s romp involved bottomless mimosas, a 40oz of malt liquor with a condom taped to it, and a deformed raccoon named ‘Scary’. I don’t really remember what I did that day. Probably listened to Dio.

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