Mondays are dumb, eat some Kirby snacks

I’m going to start writing for Garfield

I hate to ruin the magic, but it’s not too difficult to make Kirby snacks. Is it round and pink? Yes? Then it’s a Kirby snack.

Is it not round and pink? Yes? I don’t know what the hell you just did. How did you screw this up?

It’s like an “If, then, else” statement if I knew how to do that. Someone do it for me, and then I’ll show you my attempt, which was probably hilariously off.