Destructoid Network: This week’s finest 07/29/07

Give a round of applause to Jim Sterling everybody. His GTA IV story has nabbed over 400 comments from angry fanboys around the world. It’s like he’s the British version of Ron Workman. Over on Japanator … actually, there’s no point in specifying anything today because the site is dead. It’s making the move to Elephant (finally) and should be up and running again tomorrow. Just in time for Jtor’s birthday! Over on NextLust, new writer Citizen Blaine gives the Internets the exclusive news on Apple buying iHop. Finally, on the C Blogs, new Dtoider Pinaizee is welcomed to Destructoid.

• Rockstar suggests you buy a 360 for the full GTAIV experience: OUCH Sony, OUCH!
• Siskell’s lesser half still refutes games as art, calls Barker a 4-year old
• Let boobs flounce free!
• The Perfect Sequel: Crackdown 2
• Xbox 360 sales drop 60% as Kaz Hirai’s pants dampen 80%

• Harry Potter And The Japanese Magic School
• Japan’s Defense Ministry Goes Loli
• Sex Ed Anime? Naisho no Tsubomi Anime Next Spring
• Ouran High School Host Club anime review: Traps never looked so good
• All of the Otakon coverage.

• Apple Purchases International House of Pancakes
• NASA buys 2,048 core computer with 4,000 GB of RAM; explodes in nerdgasm
• ABC allows viewers to stream Locke’s head in full HD
• Visual Voicemail now without that pesky iPhone
• Who needs N1? 15Gbps wireless transmissions coming soon!

• DJ Duffy almost kills herself.
• The unstoppablejuggernaut loves robots.
• OMG! A GIRL! Welcome Pinaizee.
• Phist and PuppetPalMich are holding a contest to win soda. Or something.
• Check out Nintendork’s Sunday System Soddemy. Best feature name evar.

[Image by EternalDarkWing. Grab the 1600×1200 image on his C blog.]