The Metal Gear Solid Quiet action figure hits the boobs trifecta

And there’s a head lying on the floor

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I have to admit — I’m slightly weirded out by the images for a pre-order of Play Arts Kai’s action figure of Quiet from Metal Gear Solid. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It might be the idea of popping off her head and plopping another one on. It might be the way the inside of her elbow looks.

My thoughts of its creepy appearances aside, there’s no denying that anyone looking for a high-boob-to-rest-of-action-figure ratio would be hard-pressed to find a better value. This one hits soundly on normal cleavage, underboob, and sideboob. Unprecedented. That’s the Triforce of Boobs, an unstoppable force broken apart and scattered across the land because all three together could destroy humanity as we know it.

It’s almost like Play Arts Kai skimped on the clothing and passed the savings along to you. If this is your sort of thing, it lists at right around $90, but can be pre-ordered for a little over $60.

Play Arts Kai – Metal Gear Solid V: Quiet (Preorder) [AmiAmi]


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