Category:
News
PS3

E3 2007: Killzone 2 gameplay footage; now THAT’S how you train a killer!

Image of Earnest Cavalli
Earnest Cavalli
|
Published: Jul 14, 2007 05:50 am

Recommended Videos

You might recall a recent post from Dale “Yellow Soul” North regarding Killzone 2 (see footage above), one game in a series that has been lauded as Sony’s answer for everything from Halo to global warming. Of course, in the end it’s just a game, and honestly, it doesn’t even look as pretty as Epic’s Gears of War; a title that has been available for the Xbox 360 since man first stepped from the primordial ooze, realized how much work creating fire would be, and instead decided to call a fourteen year old a f**n***er over Xbox LIVE.

While I’m sure it will assume its place as yet another FPS on a console whose entire library consists of a single FPS, I’m still waiting for the gimmick. Perhaps in this one, we get to ride around on the back of an tortoise Advance-Grade Mechanized Tuatara, or maybe we’ll have an additional button allowing us to e-mail the corpse of Stanley Kubrick screenshots from the game emblazoned with the heavily-drop-shadowed caption “Anti-War Sentiments Are For Naught In A Society Forged From Rampant Manifest Destiny! Bitch!”

If they add that last one, I’m suing … 

Post Tag:
E3
Killzone
Destructoid is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Final Fantasy XIV Data Centers in all regions hit with DDoS attack
Ifrit in Final Fantasy XIV
Category: News
News
Final Fantasy XIV Data Centers in all regions hit with DDoS attack
Paula Vaynshteyn Paula Vaynshteyn May 6, 2024
Read Article Surprise! Hades 2 is out in Early Access now on PC
Hades 2 available now in Early Access
Category: RPG
RPG
Action
Action
News
News
PC
PC
Surprise! Hades 2 is out in Early Access now on PC
Steven Mills Steven Mills May 6, 2024
Read Article Latest Skyblivion dev diary shows how far the Skyrim/Oblivion project has come
Skyblivion: an Oblivion soldier in gold armor holds a basket of flowers by a peaceful river.
Category: News
News
Latest Skyblivion dev diary shows how far the Skyrim/Oblivion project has come
Andrew Heaton Andrew Heaton May 6, 2024
Related Content
Read Article Final Fantasy XIV Data Centers in all regions hit with DDoS attack
Ifrit in Final Fantasy XIV
Category: News
News
Final Fantasy XIV Data Centers in all regions hit with DDoS attack
Paula Vaynshteyn Paula Vaynshteyn May 6, 2024
Read Article Surprise! Hades 2 is out in Early Access now on PC
Hades 2 available now in Early Access
Category: RPG
RPG
Action
Action
News
News
PC
PC
Surprise! Hades 2 is out in Early Access now on PC
Steven Mills Steven Mills May 6, 2024
Read Article Latest Skyblivion dev diary shows how far the Skyrim/Oblivion project has come
Skyblivion: an Oblivion soldier in gold armor holds a basket of flowers by a peaceful river.
Category: News
News
Latest Skyblivion dev diary shows how far the Skyrim/Oblivion project has come
Andrew Heaton Andrew Heaton May 6, 2024
Author
Earnest Cavalli
I'm Nex. I used to work here but my love of cash led me to take a gig with Wired. I still keep an eye on the 'toid, but to see what I'm really up to, you should either hit up my Vox or go have a look at the Wired media empire.