Enslaved is only $5 on Steam and you should play it

I’m en…slaaaavvvvved for you

Enslaved is a really good game that no one bought. This led to Ninja Theory having to go mercenary and make DmC, which I liked, but a lot of people hated. Clearly the answer is this: give Ninja Theory money so 1) I get to play a new IP from them, which I’d prefer, 2) you don’t get your beloved action franchises ruined. Or do you want them to make God Hand 2 after Hellblade? 

Welp, now I just want to stop working and play God Hand.

Anyway, Enslaved’s premium edition, which includes DLC and some skins, is only $5 on Steam. You basically play as half-heartedly evil Goku. He’s even got a nimbus and a power pole. And the writing and voice acting are all ace.