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I’ve liked just about everything I’ve seen fromĀ Dragon Age: Inquisition, which is weird, because historically I’ve basically avoided the series. Here is literally everything I knew about the previous Dragon Age games going into my Inquisition hands-on:

  • They are fantasy RPGs developed by BioWare
  • The first game was called ā€œOrigins,ā€ which is so redundant it’s actually confusing. I spent a year or two thinking it was a prequel to another game.
  • The second game reused a bunch of dungeons.
  • You can do totally horny sex stuff. Er, I mean, there are ā€œromance scenes.ā€
  • An early episode of The Destructoid Show with ā€œDragon Age Blowjobsā€ in the video title is the single highest viewed video on our channel.
  • There’s a character named Morrigan, who seems a lot less fun than the other Morrigan.

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