The Network Roundup: The Jaws of love

That uncanny sense of dread that’s been hanging over you can only mean one thing, it’s Shark Week. I think the only other time I get this excited about salt-water based news, is when Red Lobster kicks off its Endless Shrimp promotion. Although, the end results of both are equally terrifying. 

Famous psychosexual therapist, Dr. Ruth Westheimer actually was Tweeting about the correlations between men’s sexual performance and Shark Week today. Which is scarier? Dr. Ruth talking about sex, or sharks? While things weren’t quite as terrifying on the network as this information, we did have some dark giveaways and ever important Robocop tidbits. Fellas! Do sharks make you less likely to… love?

Japanator

• Huzzah?! Tokitowa on its way to an English release. Lovely looking game.
• Shaft’s Prism Nana trailer looks too suspicious. Will Shaft strike magical girl gold again?
• Japanator drinks – Pepsi Salty Watermelon. This year’s Pepsi surprise.

Flixist

• The ten most badass Sylvester Stallone roles. Everything he does is badass!
• Robocop remake script leaks, sucks. I want this to be good!
• The 2012 Korean American Film Festival LA Flixist roundup. What went down in Koreatown.

Tomopop

• G.I. Joe Club subscription is ready for recruitment. Monthly excitement delivered to you!
• Batman Unlimited wave 2 to feature even more Batman. I have a soft spot for old man Batman.
• Tamashii Features vol. 4 – AGP, Robot Damashii & more. I need that gold Doraemon!