Cute doggies to go multi-platform

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Get your petitions ready, kids. We’ve recieved word today that adorable puppies will no longer be exclusive to any one major console; news that is sure to hit many a loyal fanboy like a 12-ton wrecking ball to the face. Before the fiery flames of flaming fire start to consume every gaming forum on the web, let’s hear what the Destructoid staff had to say about this shocking turn of events:

Niero: “Sw33t! I like doggies.”
Robert Summa: “Stop bothering me, I’m eating a butterfinger.”
Ron “PR Nightmare” Workman: “Did I win the Dachshunds?”
Aaron Linde:ICO and Shadow of the Colossus.”
Colette Bennett: “Awww, wook at his widdle puppeh face!”
Nick -Brutal- Chester: “I will fold at home to benefit puppy research.”
Marley: “Also Cocker Spaniels.”
Chad Concelmo: “NOOOO!! … Oh wait, I thought you said Dolphins.”

With the rising cost of cuteness development, it was only a matter of time before the exclusivity of doggies would be lost. Some might see it as a stab in the collective back of the fans, but I ask you, dear readers, shouldn’t everyone be allowed to enjoy puppies? Except CTZ, who committed suicide today. That was selfish, no puppy for you. 

 


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